The holiday decoration nobody asked for but everyone needs.
We are pleased to announce — with considerably more dignity than the product itself warrants — the arrival of Jolly Ol’ St. Pfft, the inaugural release from Pränx by Structür.
He’s a mesh Santa in a posture that suggests he’s placing a gift under your tree.
He is not placing a gift under your tree.
Left to his own devices Jolly Ol’ St. Pfft fires autonomously at completely random intervals between one and nine minutes — just long enough that your guests will have entirely forgotten about him. When the moment arrives he produces one of three magnificent sound effects, releases a festive green particle cloud, and launches a randomly colored physical Christmas ornament that rolls away across your floor like evidence at a crime scene.
He can also be triggered on demand with a click. For the impatient.
He is Copy/Mod, built to the Structür Anti-Griefing Protocol Standard v1.0, and priced at L$199 on the Second Life Marketplace.
He is, we feel, exactly what the holidays deserve.
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